Ruin My Week
Beach fails? Everybody loves the beach… What could go wrong at the beach? It turns out, a lot. After Jimmy Fallon shared his own story of seaside misery and asked his viewers to send in their worst or funniest beach fails, the Internet responded with some belters.
Tried to impress my wife by walking out of the ocean like Daniel Craig/James Bond. Got knocked over by a wave: riptide, pants down, bloody knee, hair looked like a bad toupee, and a little kid on the beach saw me and started crying. #BeachFail
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) July 17, 2019
From sand where no sand should be to accidental nudity at the worst time, with its heady combination of water, sun, and strangers the beach can test the strongest souls.
Here are some beach fails that will make you rethink your next seaside vacation.
1.
Went snorkeling with my friend and he found a house key in the ocean. He picked it up and said “some idiot lost his key” and threw it. When I dropped him off at his house he realized it was his key. #beachfail
— Max G (@MaxEvanx) July 17, 2019
2.
A dog peed on my fiancé’s back while we were at the dog beach. #BeachFail
— Sonia (@Soniablade86) July 17, 2019
3.
When my sister was little, she saw a Cheeto in the sand and ate it. Come to find out it was orange seagull poop. My dad tried to stop her, but it was too late. #BeachFail
— Emma Morgan (@_emmamorgan_) July 17, 2019
4.
#BeachFail That time I was eating a sandwhich while walking on the beach and I was attacked by MANY seaguls. I started running….tripped and landed face first into a guys crotch.
— Terry (@DrkFntsy) July 18, 2019
5.
Playing in the ocean when a big wave knocked me under. When I stood up a big fish was tangled in my hair and started smacking me on my forehead. I freaked. #beachfail
— 킴벌리 🇰🇷🇺🇸 (@kimchee_90) July 17, 2019
6.
First time paddle boarding. Got no instruction from the harbor rental people. Later I was notified via loud speaker that I was in the way of a ferry docking. I only managed to spin repeatedly. The people onboard had to teach me from the ferry. I went 10 feet in 20 min.#BeachFail
— Austin Holm (@AustinHolmJ) July 17, 2019
7.
Never try to pose and take a “cute photo” on a hammock.. you will face plant into the sand.. #BeachFail pic.twitter.com/PijIpWEA2W
— Stepfanie Wolff (@stepfwolff) July 17, 2019
8.
It was Senior Trip, I was walking on the beach at night and I got lost. I couldn’t find my way back to the hotel and had to go to a different hotel and call my friend to tell him where I was…I was sober. #BeachFail
— Adam Coleman (@The_Adam_Powell) July 17, 2019
9.
My cousin had a beach wedding. I’m a very pale redhead. I put on so much sunscreen that the flash from the camera only picked up my black eyeliner, red hair, and floral dress. I ruined the wedding photos. #BeachFail
— Brittany Rhoades (@BrittanyRhoad19) July 17, 2019
10.
Laying down on the sand I was sunbathing and fell asleep. When I woke up my bra was off and the weather was windy #BeachFail
— Kani 🍀💫 (@livinginfallony) July 17, 2019
