Ruin My Week
11.
Dating as an adult is hard because even when you do meet somebody you like there are very few opportunities to engineer a situation so that you’re cast opposite one another in a school play.
— Steven (with a ph) (@SJKSalisbury) January 13, 2019
12.
telling people you’re single:
• “you’ll find someone”
• “have you tried tinder”saying “many have tried to date me and all have failed”:
• mystical
• empowering
• sword-in-the-stone vibes— the library haunter 🎄🎅🦉 (@SketchesbyBoze) June 11, 2019
13.
me: I want a relationship!!
someone: hi I’d like a relationship with you
me: pic.twitter.com/SyM41Z6COi— the bitch in question (@hausofdevito) February 7, 2017
14.
can’t believe I just have to keep dating until someone likes me back or I die
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) December 2, 2018
15.
just found out that to get in a relationship I can’t constantly isolate myself from everyone.. lots to process.. pic.twitter.com/3ECjHhra13
— hole of color (@FeelingFisky) August 5, 2019
16.
being single at thanksgiving is wack
i’m trying to eat 2 meals— ca$ap (@casaplikeferg) November 25, 2019
17.
what’s it called when ur roommate is single and then within a year she is married and you are living with her and her husband and also it has happened to me twice
— steph mccann (@steph_mcca) July 9, 2019
18.
Being single sometimes is a blessing , I bought 10kg of rice in 2005 and it just finished today ❤️
— ahmedsehardid (@batalaale) October 14, 2019
19.
Me: “I’ve met a boy”
A week later: pic.twitter.com/SPGP6BZrAa— ang (@angiefiggy) September 2, 2016
20.
Guess I’m dying soon lol pic.twitter.com/SDiHubdwcJ
— E (@A_State_of_E) August 17, 2017
