22 Jokes For Single People To Laugh At Because They Have No One To Laugh With
11.
Dating as an adult is hard because even when you do meet somebody you like there are very few opportunities to engineer a situation so that you’re cast opposite one another in a school play.
— Steven (with a ph) (@SJKSalisbury) January 13, 2019
12.
telling people you’re single:
• “you’ll find someone”
• “have you tried tinder”saying “many have tried to date me and all have failed”:
• mystical
• empowering
• sword-in-the-stone vibes— the library haunter 🎄🎅🦉 (@SketchesbyBoze) June 11, 2019
13.
me: I want a relationship!!
someone: hi I’d like a relationship with you
me: pic.twitter.com/SyM41Z6COi— the bitch in question (@hausofdevito) February 7, 2017
14.
can’t believe I just have to keep dating until someone likes me back or I die
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) December 2, 2018
15.
just found out that to get in a relationship I can’t constantly isolate myself from everyone.. lots to process.. pic.twitter.com/3ECjHhra13
— hole of color (@FeelingFisky) August 5, 2019
16.
being single at thanksgiving is wack
i’m trying to eat 2 meals— ca$ap (@casaplikeferg) November 25, 2019
17.
what’s it called when ur roommate is single and then within a year she is married and you are living with her and her husband and also it has happened to me twice
— steph mccann (@steph_mcca) July 9, 2019
18.
Being single sometimes is a blessing , I bought 10kg of rice in 2005 and it just finished today ❤️
— ahmedsehardid (@batalaale) October 14, 2019
19.
Me: “I’ve met a boy”
A week later: pic.twitter.com/SPGP6BZrAa— ang (@angiefiggy) September 2, 2016
20.
Guess I’m dying soon lol pic.twitter.com/SDiHubdwcJ
— E (@A_State_of_E) August 17, 2017
