Imagine all of the pros that come from being Jon Bon Jovi.
You’re a legend. Your songs will be remembered and sung along to long after you’re gone.
Now imagine all the cons about being him.
You can’t go out and grab a coffee without some idiot singing a part of one of your songs to you off key.
You’re settling for doing lame DirecTV ads in your old age.
And…you not only have to sit through a wedding band doing an awful rendition of one of your most popular songs at a private wedding you’re attending, you’re pretty much pressured against your will to get up and sing with them.
I dare you to watch this thing and not feel bad for the poor guy.
I mean, look at this face. Have you ever seen someone trying so hard to smile while clearly thinking, “Let this go god damn it, I don’t want to get up there.”