Choose A Job You Love, And Beggars Will Ask You To Work For Free (26 Choosing Beggars)

16. Free press is never free.

Choosing beggars, funny people who can’t negotiate, people who want stuff for free getting owned, customers from hell, funny, lol

17. You’re dead to me.

Choosing beggars, funny people who can’t negotiate, people who want stuff for free getting owned, customers from hell, funny, lol

18. Pony up.

Choosing beggars, funny people who can’t negotiate, people who want stuff for free getting owned, customers from hell, funny, lol

19. Hear me out: what if you paid me for my labor?

Choosing beggars, funny people who can’t negotiate, people who want stuff for free getting owned, customers from hell, funny, lol

20. That’s not a job, really.

Choosing beggars, funny people who can’t negotiate, people who want stuff for free getting owned, customers from hell, funny, lol

21. Bad customer service or bad customers?

Choosing beggars, funny people who can’t negotiate, people who want stuff for free getting owned, customers from hell, funny, lol

22. Why can’t I get all the food for free?

Choosing beggars, funny people who can’t negotiate, people who want stuff for free getting owned, customers from hell, funny, lol

23. I hate your work, please change it for me.

Choosing beggars, funny people who can’t negotiate, people who want stuff for free getting owned, customers from hell, funny, lol

24. It’s a doctor, Michael. What could it cost, $10?

Choosing beggars, funny people who can’t negotiate, people who want stuff for free getting owned, customers from hell, funny, lol

25. Good work, everyone. You’ve ruined my day.

Choosing beggars, funny people who can’t negotiate, people who want stuff for free getting owned, customers from hell, funny, lol

26. The creepiest choosing beggar.

Choosing beggars, funny people who can’t negotiate, people who want stuff for free getting owned, customers from hell, funny, lol

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h/t Reddit: r/ChoosingBeggars

Dan Wilbur

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