21 Funny Times People Had Perfect Comebacks To Utterly Stupid Questions

“There are no stupid questions” was a lie.

Yes, yes there are. There are many. We found twenty such absolutely idiotic queries that beg for a perfectly snappy, snarky comeback… and we also found twenty of those!

Check out the absolutely satisfying responses to the dopiest questions we could find.

1. Perfect zinger

Twitter

2. Wait, I’m a grown woman who plays. What about me?!

Reddit

3. I can’t fathom the logic

SansaSanchez22

4. What a gross dude

anom0824

5. What stops you without God?

Twitter via Reddit

6. Medicare logic

Twitter via Reddit

7. Yes, yes you are.

henrythedog64

8. He’s smart

BelleAriel

9. The absolute LOL here.

fryingpansexual0405

10. Twitter time

shashi_pai_b

11. Ouch.

the-dogsox

12. Point made

13. They’re coming for you

14. Too fancy

15. A lack of green screen

16. Depends

17. I — what?

18. I personally don’t know.

19. Confusing

20. It’s not. Censorship. GAH

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