funny craigslist ad for a generic father figure to bbq

This Craigslist Ad For A Generic Father Figure To BBQ Is Amazing

Upcoming BBQ Checklist:

Burger meat? Check.

Hot dogs? Check.

Chicken? Yep.

Something for the Vegans? Ugghhh…ok, fine.

Enough beer to get Andre the Giant drunk? Definitely.

A dad to properly do the grilling while making plenty of eye-roll inducing jokes and comments? *record scratch* Shit.

That is exactly how I imagine the thought process went for whoever posted this Craigslist ad for a generic father figure to attend their backyard BBQ.

It really is one of the most perfect ads to ever grace the Internet.

funny craigslist ad for a generic father figure to bbq

funny craigslist ad for a generic father figure to bbq

funny craigslist ad for a generic father figure to bbq

funny craigslist ad for a generic father figure to bbq

I truly hope they found the perfect pop.

(via Lindsay Joy, h/t Tastefully Offensive)

If you ask me, this goes right up there with that Craigslist ad asking someone to adopt an asshole kitten.

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Max Miller

Max is the co-creator of RuinMyWeek, and while he doesn't spend as much time on the site as he used to, that's because he's busy hosting @bobscredits — A Bob’s Burgers Podcast.