Oh hey there.
Just wanted to take a moment out of our day to remind you not to try to take a selfie with a squirrel.
Yes, I know it’s hard to resist because they look kind of cute with their little paws and giant bushy tails, but make no mistake…
Squirrels are evil, evil creatures that will end you the moment you give them the opportunity.
Don’t believe me?
Well, perhaps these photos from Reddit user, shawming2 will finally set you straight:
So, there you have it.
The next time you think it’s a good idea to take a selfie with a squirrel, please remember these photos and realize that it just isn’t.
Part of the reason this post was so damn entertaining is simply because Animal Selfies Are Way Better Than Human Selfies.