What would we do without dogs? They’re friendly, loyal, and great companions. And some of them are stupid as hell, which makes them even better.
Twitter user @edsbs didn’t want stories about the smart, talented and well-trained dogs. They wanted to hear about the “dumbest dog.”
Please tell me about your dumbest dog
— BUM CHILLUPS (@edsbs) April 10, 2020
They shared their own story of the stupidest dog they ever had, and it was an absolute delight:
but the best part: During click-training Gus would just look at the trainer doing nothing and panting while the other dog, a brilliant Doberman-Redbone mix, was in the far corner DOING EVERY MOVE SHE ASKED LIKE SHE WAS MAKING FUN OF GUS
— BUM CHILLUPS (@edsbs) April 10, 2020
But every story of a dumb dog topped it. There’s something about dogs and their sweet stupidity that really brightens the day. Read through and smile at all the stupid destructive stuff dogs do—because we keep loving them anyway.
1.
licks our coffee table nonstop to the point where I had to try it and see what it tasted like pic.twitter.com/zu2zsTeCts
— Grant Brisbee (@GrantBrisbee) April 10, 2020
2.
An artist
— BUM CHILLUPS (@edsbs) April 10, 2020
3.
he would eat cat poop then sit up very straight on the couch and turbobarf it out in a spray pattern akin to a large sprinkler pic.twitter.com/1sDWRI3e4i
— patrick (@redford) April 10, 2020
4.
He looks like he doesn’t even want to be there but is obligated.
— J Money (@JL_Voice) April 10, 2020
5.
don’t worry I have more pic.twitter.com/BaqiPlFdAH
— Katlin (@muskies34) April 10, 2020
6.
My dog Frank got stuck between the toilet and the wall. We had to remove the whole toilet from the floor to get him out. pic.twitter.com/k587Eqydxn
— Kevin McDermott (@KevinMcD54) April 10, 2020
7.
The Late Great Dino. Could sleep absolutely anywhere in any position. No nap could be denied. pic.twitter.com/Yv3eGc5qI8
— Dale Nicholson (@DaleNicholson03) April 10, 2020
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these are all from different days and there are many more pic.twitter.com/Y7zKd1npZw
— isolAceion Anbender (@AceAnbender) April 10, 2020
9.
Snoopy was expelled from 4H dog obedience training after he dragged my mother around a football field and broke my brother’s wrist. Mom begged for reinstatement, they agreed if another child would try to train him. He made it all the way to the dog show at the fair, placed last.
— Timmy Boy (@tcinternets) April 10, 2020
10.
Vicktor liked walls pic.twitter.com/7Bu2dASA0U
— Nicky Mintz (@chunky37) April 10, 2020