13.
https://twitter.com/ashleyyaa/status/1072489932487315462
14.
https://twitter.com/DrunkestLibrary/status/1072487390072225792
15.
In 6th grade my little brother and I were playing hide n seek and I heard my brother climb into the dryer to hide so I walked in and turned it on and let him dry for about 20 seconds
— Freak Meek (@loganmeekkk) December 11, 2018
16.
Went skiing in Colorado w my family when I was like 11. My brother kept falling and taking forever so I decided to go ahead w/o waiting on them. Took a wrong turn, went down a diamond slope, and ended up in a different town on another side of the mountain. Best vacay ever
— carleigh🦋 (@gnarlyycarleigh) December 11, 2018
17.
In 6th grade during “Family Life” I informed my teacher my parents never had sex as it’s against our religion. She tried to explain the celibacy-until-marriage concept for me & all I kept saying was “No they’re good people they don’t do that”
— Lameace (@kaangzz) December 11, 2018
18.
When I was 8 I tried to reheat a sonic grilled cheese deluxe in the microwave. For those of you who don’t know, sonic wraps their food in thin wax lined foil paper. I watched my grilled cheese combust for about 8 second before I calmly told an adult “hey the microwave blew up”
— WHERE is my chestnut praline latte??? (@ashiknees4) December 11, 2018
19.
I used to dump cups of water on the ground outside hoping it would evaporate then rain so I wouldn’t have to go to dive practice
— Kendall (@boochucka) December 11, 2018
20.
One time I was 7 and tried to hide my diary key in the electrical outlet .
I keep my secrets to myself now…
— becca (@garrison_becca) December 10, 2018
21.
7yo. Alone in the kitchen with box of 12 Lil Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies, “FREE CAR INSIDE”. Instead of taking them out of the box I ate my way to the bottom to find a mail-in coupon. Storm into the living room, throw the box across the room yelling “THERES NO CAR” at my parents
— College Athletes Are Essential Employees (@MMcgovern35) December 11, 2018
22.
I found a dead bird during recess and kept it in my pocket for the entire day of school thinking I could take it home, and have a new pet. My mom was doing my laundry that day and emptied out my pockets and screamed when she felt a minature beak
— The King in the North (@JaimeYWash) December 11, 2018
23.
when i was like 6 i asked my dad for an empty soda can box so that i could make a doll house, instead i took it to the top of the stairs and slid down like a surfboard. my mom was freaking out and my dad was impressed
— crackhead taylor swift (@paigerodd) December 11, 2018