These Are The 40 Funniest Tweets Of The Week And You Can’t Convince Me Otherwise (May 3, 2024)

(1930s newsie voice) Extry, extry! Read all about it! College students don’t think Jerry Seinfeld is funny and he’s mad about it! Jeff Goldblum won’t leave his kids a red cent of his fortune! President Biden goes on Howard Stern — will he ride the Sybian!? All this and more in the funniest tweets of the week! (Holds out flat cap) Costs just a nickel!

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