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If you’re reading this, you made it through one more gross week of work, news, and whatever the hell else you’ve got going on in your life.
Nice job!
We like to celebrate the end of the week by taking all of the finest, funniest tweets from the hilarious women of Twitter and putting them in one easily scrollable list.
So go ahead and scroll and laugh and screenshot, just don’t forget to smash that next page button.
Enjoy!
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Tfw your Piccadilly line service is haunted by a Victorian shoe shine boy pic.twitter.com/I4byLl8Fyi
— Hannah J Davies (@hannahjdavies) January 9, 2020
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this frodo with this sam pic.twitter.com/gB2zRQkD79
— alison | #1 nori stan (@fooloffatook) January 7, 2020
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Caught demons instead of men in Vegas pic.twitter.com/b9uXQgi8vP
— pamm (@xoxopamelaa18) January 5, 2020
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my coworker called in (yet again) and said she had a nail on her tire that caused her to have a flat. i need everyone to stop what they’re doing and ZOOM IN TO THE NAIL IN THE PICTURE SHE SENT MY BOSS pic.twitter.com/4NcJGuvF4F
— syd the kid (@sydneyywhitson) January 8, 2020
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Wait, the other ones can hear us?? https://t.co/wgXYgy4zI0
— Faith Moore (@FaithKMoore) January 1, 2020
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i’m just a 24 year old woman standing in front of a 32 year old man asking him if he’s ready to leave the skate park or if he needs me to film his trick again from a different angle
— Dana Donnelly (@danadonly) January 9, 2020
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Interviewer: Why’s there a 5-year gap in your resume?
Me: I went through a whole click bait gallery
— Hi, it’s Abby. Yep (@abbycohenwl) January 10, 2020
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How I hurt myself:
Age 5: Jumped off a swing.
Age 21: Jumped off a bar table.
Age 38: Sleeping. I literally hurt myself while I was sleeping.— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) January 10, 2020
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me: i’m a very private person
someone: hi
me: so i’ll start by describing some of my lighter traumas before i get into the really dark stuff
— ugly and sad ♡ (@SpookyGothLoser) January 7, 2020