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What’s that? Another terrible week of work is FINALLY over with?? Great work—you did it!
You’re basically a hero. That’s why we collected all the most hilarious tweets from the very funny women of Twitter and plunked them into this list. It’s nothing really, no need to bow down and worship us.
Now go ahead and scroll and laugh and scroll and let your bullsh*t melt away, just remember to smash that next page button.
Enjoy!
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Only hookup with a friend if you’re ready to take your relationship to the next level, which is never speaking again.
— Hanna Dickinson (@hansdickie) February 24, 2020
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How do we know this wasn’t Miss Frizz’s true form pic.twitter.com/CC4RhCIAcp
— ghost mom (@radtoria) February 26, 2020
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my favorite movie trope is when hot girl is… surprisingly beer drinking? when she’s girl but eat burger? when she lipstick but also talk football? when she grew up with four brothers but also… has blonde hair???
— (@spinubzilla) February 27, 2020
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I’ve had enough pic.twitter.com/MC8WZHKoSL
— Mari Poppins (@mariipoppins) February 25, 2020
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I expect a guy to take me to dinner the 3rd time I sleep with him.
— Hanna Dickinson (@hansdickie) February 27, 2020
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What’s it like living with anxiety: pic.twitter.com/IDne7YbZMl
— Hannah Thompson (@HLThompson93) February 27, 2020
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going out for the night, won’t need this pic.twitter.com/fOhvwb2EM8
— sarah schauer (@SJSchauer) February 21, 2020
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“das me” pic.twitter.com/wduy3JtakU
— △⃒⃘ ross poldark’s tricorn △⃒⃘ (@iatemuggles) February 26, 2020
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SAFETY FIRST pic.twitter.com/R7TtHmfwQA
— BAD BOY POD (@badboypodcast) February 27, 2020