Emily
21.
https://twitter.com/Kirah_Kiki/status/993575516601974786
22.
i hate when my friend starts dating an idiot and i have to be like how could you bring this man into our lives
— UnDo 512 #Stop Cop City (@stop_sweeps_atx) August 4, 2018
23.
https://twitter.com/abbygov/status/1030670513956421632
24.
https://twitter.com/playnikes/status/1053457661214117889
25.
Me: I’m so depressed
Guys: damn :/ show me your butthole
— sarah schauer 🦂 (@sarahschauer) August 10, 2018
26.
Me pretending to know how to play fork knife to impress some guy pic.twitter.com/kifb7Le5t8
— Kung Fu Renny (@ruhnayyy_) April 29, 2018
27.
https://twitter.com/StussyTheGoat/status/1065260694545797120
28.
Ran into your boyfriend at Lowe’s pic.twitter.com/WuQN89j8VX
— Bruisey (@Bruisey) August 22, 2018
29.
https://twitter.com/jkrbie/status/1064205374520205313
30.
Let your date know you’re cultured by taking her to the symphony and saying “oh okay cool they’re doing it that way” when the oboes kick in
— andrew (@AndrewChamings) January 16, 2018
