35 Texts That Could Only Have Been Sent By A Drunk Person

Most of us have sent regrettable texts while drunk. It happens. More often than not there’s nothing funny about it. Only embarrassment. 

But let’s not focus on those. Let’s focus on the two people who nail it. There’s the blackout drunk who accidentally says something funny, and then there’s the person who simply does not give a fuck. Both of these people are equally hilarious so long as you are not responsible for them.

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Classic.

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Totally going to do this.

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#relatable

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I’ll take that as a yes.

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