Most of us have sent regrettable texts while drunk. It happens. More often than not there’s nothing funny about it. Only embarrassment.
But let’s not focus on those. Let’s focus on the two people who nail it. There’s the blackout drunk who accidentally says something funny, and then there’s the person who simply does not give a fuck. Both of these people are equally hilarious so long as you are not responsible for them.
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Last night I was so drunk I replied to my own text pic.twitter.com/weNp3OILqk
— OwlKing (@losingseIf) February 1, 2015
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drunk texted my mom this last night (I guess?) and this was not a response I would expect to get pic.twitter.com/K4r4f0zIcE
— amber (@ambers_95) December 10, 2017
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i drunk texted my mom again pic.twitter.com/spAXHol9dJ
— victoria ¨̮ (@toreeehhh) June 9, 2017
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Drunk texts from my mom >>>> pic.twitter.com/QvhM1SZCzk
— MOH Gerald (@YourBoyGerald) May 21, 2017
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My mom is drunk.. This is annoying af.😒 pic.twitter.com/LqSlXsK1Vv
— Sammy Musgrove (@Musgrove_21) January 6, 2014
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i drunk texted my mom pic.twitter.com/xhmio8lqNF
— kt🌞🌸 (@katie_c26) October 20, 2017
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I have no recollection of this but apparently I drunk texted my mom, best friend, and stepfather last night to say we need to watch Titanic pic.twitter.com/0pyRJIPfuf
— ashley blaine (@highwayromantic) October 4, 2017
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Surely my pal didn’t drunk text her ex this? If this isn’t the fear I don’t know what is 🙃 pic.twitter.com/PTN1JCdsH5
— Lauren Shilling (@laurenshilling1) March 25, 2018
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last night i drunk texted heinz pic.twitter.com/tprDbPAjnn
— Jordan (@jordan_mort) October 5, 2018