Mike
16.
my son just called a coffin a “skeleton burrito” and somehow I’m the one on twitter
— Grant Tanaka: Honky (@GrantTanaka) February 7, 2019
17.
https://twitter.com/LetMeStart/status/724314007885193216
18.
My 2-year-old called the vehicle for sick people a "wee woo truck" and now I don't even remember what the right name is anymore.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 17, 2017
19.
Little kids may wake up too early but at least my five-year-old daughter calls the airport the airplane store.
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) September 7, 2014
20.
https://twitter.com/hotwirefences/status/1001892265667825664
21.
My kid calls prune juice 'poop juice' (suitable) and wine or beer 'mama juice' (also suitable).
— Lívia Labate (@livlab) May 31, 2018
22.
For my daughter, elevators were "uppy rooms".
— Teri Bloom (@tanderny) May 30, 2018
23.
Watched Great Pumpkin special with my son yesterday and he LOST HIS F**KING MIND FOR SNOOPY.
He calls him "SNOOFY."
NO ONE CORRECT HIM EVER— Lin-Manuel Miranda (@Lin_Manuel) October 30, 2017
24.
My 3-year-old calls bubble gum "gubble bum" and I say a little prayer every day that no one ever corrects her.
— Mommy Owl (@Mommy__Owl) September 4, 2017
25.
When my nephew was small he referred to pizza crusts as "pizza bones".
— Army (@Skorpeo) May 30, 2018
26.
My 4-year-old just called the garbage disposal switch a “gobble button” and that is what I will henceforth be calling it.
— Mommy Owl (@Mommy__Owl) November 22, 2018
27.
My son calls squirrels "kangaroos" and I have no intention of correcting him.#Dadlife #Parenting
— TwinzerDad (@TwinzerDad) October 25, 2018
h/t BoredPanda
