my son just called a coffin a “skeleton burrito” and somehow I’m the one on twitter
— Grant Tanaka (@GrantTanaka) February 7, 2019
My daughter calls roots "tree veins" and honestly I think we should just allow her to name everything for us all from this point forward.
— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) April 24, 2016
My 2-year-old called the vehicle for sick people a "wee woo truck" and now I don't even remember what the right name is anymore.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 17, 2017
Little kids may wake up too early but at least my five-year-old daughter calls the airport the airplane store.
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) September 7, 2014
When my daughter was a toddler she pointed to the back of her knee and told me she had a bug bite on her leg pit.😂 Then my son,(8 yrs younger), as a toddler learning how to scrub up asked "Do I scrub my leg pits too?" I think it's funny that they both called it the same thing.
— C (@hotwirefences) May 30, 2018
My kid calls prune juice 'poop juice' (suitable) and wine or beer 'mama juice' (also suitable).
— Lívia Labate (@livlab) May 31, 2018
For my daughter, elevators were "uppy rooms".
— Teri Bloom (@tanderny) May 30, 2018
Watched Great Pumpkin special with my son yesterday and he LOST HIS F**KING MIND FOR SNOOPY.
He calls him "SNOOFY."
NO ONE CORRECT HIM EVER
— Lin-Manuel Miranda (@Lin_Manuel) October 30, 2017
My 3-year-old calls bubble gum "gubble bum" and I say a little prayer every day that no one ever corrects her.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) September 4, 2017
When my nephew was small he referred to pizza crusts as "pizza bones".
— Army (@Skorpeo) May 30, 2018
My 4-year-old just called the garbage disposal switch a “gobble button” and that is what I will henceforth be calling it.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) November 22, 2018
— TwinzerDad (@TwinzerDad) October 25, 2018