17 Times People Misheard Words And The Result Was Hysterical

It’s tough to hear people correctly one hundred percent of the time! Words sound like other words and we mishear and most of the time, it passes without comment … but sometimes. Sometimes we just have to compile a great list of times you totally misheard and it was hilarious.

It all started with a tweet from Andy van Slyke about a flirting mishap and then people started sharing their own misheard moments. Here are some of the best:

1. Plans or plants

2. Pill!

3. Hilarious

4. Sunburns

5. NOT THOSE BALLS

6. Played along

7. PAHHH-TY

8. Hope so!

9. New boobs!

10. Oh DEAR

11. Lost his badge?

My guy told me what I thought was "I lost my badge today" and I said you're gonna wanna see security so they can print you a new one. He said "MY DAD." 💔 Big ass ears for nothing 😒 pic.twitter.com/L3teOU5xYZ

— FootÜp (@urass) March 25, 2022

12. Smile, smile

Once a cutie passed by saying "nice smell" and it was hot that day so I smelled my armpits… he said smile, nice smile

— kreeya (@lilOlKreeya) March 25, 2022

13. Do not tickle them!

Coworker tells her story- at breast cancer drs, dr has accent tells her to “tickle your breasts”, she goes what? He repeats it, she goes “ok if you say so” and does half assed finger thing. He looks on in horror- she goes what? He stresses “Take a deep breath” We still crack up!

— well duh (@Buggy9701) March 25, 2022

14. Rejection

https://twitter.com/fly_girl10/status/1507409447940886529?s=20&t=rsFG4EnLPfQSmOllJoQfHw

15. Blood. Pressure.

https://twitter.com/caelinroodt/status/1507433131590270979?s=20&t=sgWoRlyDsV5E_JrkqcNKRw

16. Not a whale

https://twitter.com/ginamaureen01/status/1507602488840630275?s=20&t=SjEwT2L6YWeHai-9c0Xs-A

17. Caps or cats

I was leaving work one cold night & the security guy said “you need a cat” & I said “yes, they’re sweet & cuddly but I don’t like litter boxes” & he said “but they keep your head & ears so warm.” I said “yes…” & left very concerned & didn’t realize he meant cap until much later.

— LouieB (@LouieInProcess) March 26, 2022