27 People Share Their Funniest Responses To Scam Callers

I’m not sure why it happens, but sometimes my phone number wins the worst lottery and is blown up with scam calls nonstop for about two months.

Without a doubt, the sudden surge is because I was dumb enough to write down my number somewhere sketchy because I thought I could win a free car in the mall or something. I know I probably deserve them, but it doesn’t make it any less annoying. 

Having a funny response ready for when you get a scam call is a level of preparedness I never thought of, but it’s really the best way to give you a laugh and annoy some of these really bad people.

People on Twitter started sharing all of their best responses to scam calls and they’re honestly pretty hilarious. If it freaks you out to confront someone like this, you can definitely enjoy it through these people’s tales. 

1. The Mrs. Doubtfire

2. How often does this happen??

3. Ooh Shakespeare! 

4. This is what kids are for.

5. Well now they’re all fighting.

6. The panic attack one is convincing. 

7. It’s a nice way to learn. 

8. It’s very hot. 

9. Am I entitled to any compensation?? 

10. Learn some manners. 

11. Oh, so gross. 

12. I got nothing but time. 

13. You’re actually not talking to me right now.

14. Sorry, it needs to contain a number.

15. Just doing the right thing. 

16. How patient! 

17. Her heart is in the right place. 

18. He hates his job too. 

19. Just total panic. 

20. How did you get this number?!?

21. Yeah, let me put my mom on. 

22. Put this guy on the ‘do not call’ list.

23. I think they might hang up. 

24. The purrfect crime. 

25. What is a computer??

26. Sorry what was that? 

27. You need to head down to the station.

Hannah Riley

Hannah Riley a comedy writer and content editor with ADHD living in Seattle, Washington.