21. “My math teacher’s board today.”

22. This funny professor dresses like Papa Smurf every Halloween.

23. “My professor gave me a present today…”

24. “My professor brought in a 10MB hard disk from the 1960’s.”

25. “My Psychology teacher’s acronym for memory…”

26. “Newton’s Third Law of Motion: as demonstrated by my professor, a skateboard, and a fire extinguisher.”

27.”My professor already lost his pointer. He’s been using this the past couple classes.”

28. “My professor wore this today with no explanation.”

29. Only STEM majors will understand.

30. “My history teacher’s presidential PEZ collection.”
