Masha
Did you know that over 70% of the funny tweets you see on the Internet come from women?
I bet you didn’t, because I just made it up.
But it seems true.
In any event, here the funniest tweets from women this week.
1.
https://twitter.com/samleecole/status/1115972311969161223
2.
https://twitter.com/merm__/status/1112478900532191237
3.
https://twitter.com/uheartIessbitch/status/1117876633782898690
4.
https://twitter.com/DelayniJohnson/status/1118378608291139584
5.
https://twitter.com/jennxrivas/status/1118707388897353729
6.
My daughter just asked me if the word encyclopedia comes from the word Wikipedia.
— Hend Amry (@LibyaLiberty) April 17, 2019
7.
Anyway, today in New York people remain unfazed pic.twitter.com/PRAtEglLQG
— Hannah Keyser (@HannahRKeyser) April 17, 2019
8.
https://twitter.com/blogdiva/status/1118681669270163456
9.
Just watched a man bringing home a goldfish on the train accidentally pop the bag- fish flops onto the floor. 3 people swarm to save him (the fish not the man). Guy chugs the last of his coffee and throws the fish in his cup. Lady next to him empties in her bottle of water.
— Hannah Baxter (@hannahbaxward) April 17, 2019
10.
dudes b like sorry i ghosted u, i was never fastest in the mile in elementary school and my turtle ran away when i was 7 so i’ve got abandonment issues we can still fuck tho
— b (@doyalikebaileys) April 9, 2019
11.
https://twitter.com/tinygorgon/status/1118208511975075841
12.
I chewed a hole through Mary Beth’s nicest blanket while she was working and now my head is stuck please help me pic.twitter.com/NVVWnarylx
— Mary Beth Albright (@MaryBeth) April 18, 2019
13.
https://twitter.com/YassNazaran/status/1117820088076234752
14.
10 year old me at 8/7c getting ready to watch a new Disney Channel Original movie https://t.co/2JozmlP5An
— Rich Aunty Mel (@_meliphant) April 17, 2019
15.
https://twitter.com/Harlz_/status/1115786845525348353
16.
https://twitter.com/umtatiana/status/1115307461777346560
17.
my parents house is chaotic pic.twitter.com/UmdN4X4yUs
— juliet (@uglyshinigami) April 9, 2019
18.
ladies, if he:
-doesn’t text back
-takes up all your energy
-used to be a star
-doesn’t like having his picture taken
-is 6.5 million times the mass of the sunhe’s not your man. he’s a black hole
— wife of the mind (@andrealongchu) April 10, 2019
19.
https://twitter.com/visitkingdoms/status/1117077173515505664
20.
https://twitter.com/heybritini/status/1115298851244650496
21.
If she wanna eat a burger at 16 am let her wtf pic.twitter.com/vJieNJXgjJ
— Meg Stalter (@megstalter) April 16, 2019
22.
my friend got broken up with by a boy shorter than her so every time i reference him, I assign him a smaller and smaller height pic.twitter.com/6ekT8hziXN
— jen merritt!!! (@jennifermerr) April 16, 2019
23.
Jon Snow finally learns the shocking truth about his heritage. pic.twitter.com/IhBHqrMon4
— Official Meg Cabot (@megcabot) April 18, 2019
24.
https://twitter.com/Miss_Patriciah/status/1117095392938811398
25.
https://twitter.com/film_thot/status/1117110688177111040
26.
https://twitter.com/malia_mills/status/1115042289691136000
27.
Imagine carrying a baby for 9 months just for it to have a fucking nut allergy… I’ll pass
— Erica (@eerrriiicaa) April 9, 2019
