Whenever we put together our weekly roundups of the most hilarious tweets Twitter has to offer, we often find that most of these tweets are written by women—no surprise there. So, we figured why not highlight some of the best tweets specifically from women each week. Because tbh, we know who runs this motha.
My husband and I called my sweet, 85-year-old grandma to tell her I got a new job.
She congratulated us, talked for a bit, and then hung up.
Later she called me to say I should open a secret bank account and never tell my husband about it.
My grandma is fierce.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) November 12, 2018
— alu THE ARCHER STAN (@gIoryoso) November 11, 2018
I’m clearly in a good place pic.twitter.com/WUvv8YsgIp
— rachel syme (@rachsyme) November 11, 2018
As someone who gets sleepy whenever it is dark outside, I look forward to being productive again in April 2019
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) November 15, 2018
if you aren’t someone the church would’ve killed 400 years ago are you even living?
— (@myhoneypeaches) November 15, 2018
PowerPuff Girls ain’t even got fingers bruh. Hands forever balled up in fists. They had no choice but to be bout that action
— girl i guess (@HoeStopTwatchin) November 12, 2018
when you buy two things at sephora and the total says $150 pic.twitter.com/hkXPP64Geh
— ziwe (@ziwe) November 12, 2018
Why send sexy pics to dudes for validation when you can update your FB photo and instantly get hundreds of compliments from your middle aged aunts
— Tamara Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) November 11, 2018
thinking about how the Starbucks mermaid is slowly, but surely, getting closer, and we cannot stop her pic.twitter.com/OZJ1yb9WRI
— Chloe 'Beep BOO!-p' Adams (@addamschloe) November 10, 2018
In times like these it’s comforting to think how much that bro who came up with bros before hos deeply loved his bros
— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) November 14, 2018