After a short but painful post-holiday workweek, we figured you could use a good laugh at the hands of some of Twitter’s most hilarious ladies. You guessed it, it’s time for this week’s roundup of the best funny tweets by women.
So give yourself a little break and enjoy a few laughs on us. You deserve it.
How I imagined I'd look coming to work in the new year vs. how I actually look on Jan 2nd pic.twitter.com/UewJCjbWhS
— Quarantina (@Selormaggedon) January 2, 2019
My resolution is to hug more people this year but to do that thing where over their shoulder I make an evil smile they have no idea about
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) January 2, 2019
Tinder, but for nearby people that have a printer you can use.
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) January 4, 2019
Babysit they said. It’ll be fine they said. pic.twitter.com/B6zzImEPLw
— kailynn josephine (@ththoekailynnjo) December 30, 2018
Rom Coms are fake because I once spilled my entire iced coffee on the man sitting next to me and he's not currently my fiance.
— Lyndsay Rush (@rushbomb) January 3, 2019
Coachella poster font is my annual eye exam
— Jill Krajewski (@JillKrajewski) January 3, 2019
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— Ruin My Week (@RuinedWeek) January 3, 2019
I think Hell is just me sitting in a room having every single drunk text I’ve ever sent read out loud
— Slutty but Seasonal 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) January 3, 2019
my aunt got a new puppy and sent us this video and I think I’ve watched it approximately 37 times pic.twitter.com/LCNZMU5urL
— sa rutherford (@sarahashlev) December 30, 2018
tonight my abuelita whispered, “I want to show you the most beautiful girl in the world,” solemnly leading me to a table packed with old family photos. with one, shaky finger, she pointed, slowly, to a photo… of herself
this is the energy i’m carrying with me into the new year
— david bynch (@soalexgoes) December 31, 2018
I would describe my conference call personality as “also there”
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) January 3, 2019
every raccoon you see out during the day is participating in a purge
— kimsmas (@KimmyMonte) January 2, 2019