Hannah Riley
Are Zara models okay?! Blink twice if you’re being held against your will and forced to model fast fashion! We will help you!!
But seriously, if you’ve tried to use the Zara website, you know the set up and site design makes it almost completely unusable and the photos of the models are so strange you can’t even see the products you’re trying to buy. It’s a terrible set up.
Instagram account, Awkward Zara, shares all the funniest Zara models photos found on their website and captions them with even funnier jokes about what the models were really thinking. I’m thinking we need to unite and start a “save the models” hashtag or something.
1. When You Turn Your Back On A Toddler For Approximately Five Seconds
2. When Yesterday Was Arm Day At The Gym And Now You Can’t Lift Anything Over Your Head
3. Zara Models Really Know How To Sell An Outfit
4. When You’re 12 Champagnes Deep And The Wedding Venue Happens To Have A Pond
5. When The Twenty Minute Wait For The Cloakroom At The End Of The Night Did Absolutely Nothing To Sober You Up
6. When You Feel A Fart Brewing During Zoom Pilates And You’re Desperately Trying To Check You’re Still On Mute
7. When You Volunteered To Stack The Chairs After Assembly But Your Teacher Is Refusing To Give You A Gold Star For All Your Hard Labour
8. When Your Brother Brings His New Vegan Girlfriend Along To The Family Christmas Gathering
9. When The Person Behind You In The Queue Doesn’t Know What 2m Looks Like So You’ve Got To Enforce It Yourself
10. When The Conference Venue Has A Pool And You’ve Had Enough Of Listening To Steve From Corporate Drone On About Falling Sales Margins
11. Cambridge Students Dialling Into Their Online-Only Classes Next Year
12. Hide And Seek Champion 2020
13. Trying To Work Out Which Shopping Bag Is The Least Heavy Before You Offer To Carry One Into The House For Your Mum
14. When Your Head Is Saying You Should Queue For The Club But Your Leg Just Wants To Get A Mcchicken Sandwich And Go Home
15. Me Making It Rain On Payday vs. Me The Rest Of The Month
16. When Your Roll-On Deodorant Is Taking Ages To Dry And You’ve Got Places To Be
17. Day 1 Of The Job vs. Day 3 Of The Job When You’re Done Pretending You Care About Seeing Photos Of Tracy From Finance’s Cats
18. When Your Housemates Refuse To Turn The Heating On And It’s Been Five Days Since You Last Felt Your Toes
19. When The Hen Do Has A Hot Tub But Your Mission To Get Quaran-Toned In 2020 Went Out The Window Back In June
20. When You’re Walking The Fine Line Between Binge Watching Selling Sunset During Working Hours And Not Getting Fired From Your Job
21. When You Spot Someone You Know From High School In Your Hometown Tesco’s
22. New Extreme Sport: Keeping Your Expensive Makeup Collection Out Of The Reach Of Your Thieving Little Sister
23. When You’ve Just Spilled An Entire Mug Of Coffee On The New Beige Carpet And Your Mum Wanders Into The Room
24. When You’ve Got To Win A Game Of Twister At 10 But The Wedding You’re Officiating At Starts At 11
25. When You Leave Your Toddler To Get Dressed All By Themselves And Discover They’re Not As Advanced For Their Age As You Previously Thought
26. Trying To Stretch Out All The Trousers You Swear Have “Shrunk In The Wash” Since The Start Of Lockdown
27. When You Try To Follow A Makeup Tutorial On Youtube
28. When The Public Toilets Look Like They’ve Never Been Introduced To The Wonders Of Bleach So You Have To Levitate Above The Seat While Doing Your Business
29. When You Make The Mistake Of Forgetting To Wear Deodorant On A Hot Summer’s Day
30. When You’ve Had Way Too Many Margaritas At Happy Hour And Need To Sit Yourself Down To Sober Up
31. When You Live Alone And Reaching The Zip At The Back Of Your Dress At The End Of The Night Requires Cirque Du Soleil Levels Of Contortion
32. Squashing The Ten Pairs Of Pants You’re Bringing Into Your Hand Luggage For A Weekend Away
33. When The Useless Intern Forgot To Bring The Actual T-Shirts To The Shoot And You Have To Improvise, A Series
34. Using Your Houseplants As Cover To Spy On Your Neighbour Making Their 13th Attempt At A Parallel Park
35. What Your Doorbell Cam Sees At 3am When You Get Back From The Club And Can’t Even Stand Up
36. When You’ve Got To Run To Catch The Last Train Home And Don’t Want Your Boobs To Pop Out On The Platform
37. When The Vp Of North American Operations Joins The Conference Call And You’re Angling For A Job In The Texas Office
38. When You Suspect You’ve Underproved The Dough So Spend The Entire Recommended Baking Time Staring Nervously Through The Oven Door
39. A Masterclass On How To Simultaneously Hide Your Sweat Patches, Avoid Touching The Germ-Riddled Handle And Block Out The Weirdo Making Awkward Eye Contact With You On The Tube/Bus
40. When You’ve Not Had A Single Compliment On Your Shoes All Night
