This Guinea Pig Parsley Eating Competition Is Surprisingly Enthralling

Place your bets, people.

This thing is about to get intense.

I never in a million years thought I’d be saying something like that about a guinea pig parsley eating competition…

I mean, I never in a million years thought I’d be saying “guinea pig parsley eating competition” in general), but I was on the edge of my seat throughout this entire thing.

Is it too much to ask for a Guinea Pig Competitive Eating network?

I’m willing to pay extra for it.

(via MM_Ben)

This reminds me of that time a Guinea Pig Went To A Very Dark Place After Losing Its Snack To Another Guinea Pig.