Jimmy Fallon Is Asking For The Funniest Things People Have Overheard While In Quarantine (31 Tweets)

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My 32 year old husband looked at me the other day and said “sooo, do you want to build a fort”? And we did. #QuarantineQuotes

— Stefanie (@StefanieAlise) April 20, 2020

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I’m sealing off the front room in the house so that I have somewhere to go on holiday in August.#QuarantineQuotes

— James Blower (@JimBlower) April 20, 2020

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“Sad but true”- my aunt Kathy #QuarantineQuotes I didn’t know if I wanted to cry bc it was funny or bc I was sad. Sent to the group chat with my little sis and my cuz (8th graders). I’m a senior. 🙂 pic.twitter.com/a8bORV29nV

— Stephs (@Arias9J) April 20, 2020

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“It’s supposed to be good dining room weather today” #QuarantineQuotes

— ’ (@Chrisoshow) April 20, 2020

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Well Trump just said he spoke with hundreds of Governors.

— no one you know (@evelynferry) April 20, 2020

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I came downstairs and said to my family, “I can’t think of three people I’d rather be quarantined with.” My 11 year old IMMEDIATELY said, “OH, I CAN!” #QuarantineQuotes.

— Hank Pantier (@webhank) April 20, 2020

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I work in a grocery store and I heard a kid say “look dad, toilet paper! We can stop using mom’s old clothes.” #QuarantineQuotes

— vicki (@vickilovestacos) April 20, 2020

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Forget the Freshman 15, I just put on the Covid 19#QuarantineQuotes

— SKnubes (@sknuble) April 20, 2020

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I start every day by saying to myself “it could be worse, I could be sharing a house with Donald Trump” #QuarantineQuotes

— Vicki (@Andwejigglelike) April 20, 2020

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“Boy, I sure wished somebody would toilet paper our house!” #QuarantineQuotes

— Ryan Bartholomee (@RyanBartholomee) April 20, 2020