Just 20 Purely Funny Tweets About Dating

Dating can be an absolute sh-tshow. But when things are tough, I know I like to laugh about it. With that in mind, we found some truly adorable, hilarious tweets about the quest to find a match. Enjoy!

1. FATE.

2. Honesty

3. Date a stand up

4. A modest proposal

5. Effort

6. Once again?

7. Dangle It

8. FACTS

“you flirt with everyone” … I’m single

— lava (@blzrdlava) September 7, 2021

9. What?

there’s just no way a guy i went on 2 dates with just texted me this ? is this code for something ? fellas help me out bc I’m speechless pic.twitter.com/f7KPVP3c80

— maddie (@madddiexo) August 26, 2021

10. Oh, Tinder

what u supposed to do for tinder pics if u just be in the crib playing games. I'm gonna set up a tripod and put on nice clothes and act like I'm laughing at a joke someone told out of frame

— chris (@deadliftguy0172) September 8, 2021

11. Music producers are rough

never date a music producer. he’s all “u up?”, next thing you know you’re in his bedroom comparing mix-7b_rev2.mp3 to mix-7a_rev09.wav and they sound the mf SAME.

— julian (from loveless) (@juliancomeau) September 4, 2021

12. Bumble dates

(Texting bumble date)

8:37 pm: got here early! Sitting at bar. What is your drink of choice

8:52: im dressed like beetle juice

— Will Sennett (@Senn_Spud) August 31, 2021

13. Yes, so weird

me: dating sucks, lot of weirdos out there

me on dates: hey i had three beers before you got here do you believe in ghosts

— trash jones (@jzux) September 9, 2021

14. Photo mysteries

me: dating sucks, lot of weirdos out there

me on dates: hey i had three beers before you got here do you believe in ghosts

— trash jones (@jzux) September 9, 2021

15. Well, okay

this feels personal. why did she make this feel so personal pic.twitter.com/0v9kcSHdBk

— llama in a tux (@LlamaInaTux) September 2, 2021

16. So what’s your deal.

(remembering you're supposed to ask questions during a date) so what's your deal

— taking a nice walk (@InternetHippo) August 23, 2021

17. We divorced!

DID i get Nicole Kidman’s divorce outfit created for a party for the day my divorce is final? yes i did pic.twitter.com/ppBBaz0gc6

— Liz Maupin (@LizMaupin) August 30, 2021

18. Never

Soon as you start saying ’’my boyfriend will never’’ he starts nevering like never before

— ke thutsi (@riya6ix) September 6, 2021

19. You’re — oh. A twin.

Talking to two lads on tinder and the more I looked at their pictures I was like here they’re the same person but have different names, so I presumed it was a Catfish but it has been discovered I was chatting up a pair of twins…

happy Monday I have been punked hahahaha

— JB (@jean_brennan) September 6, 2021