So, Here’s What Happens If You Swallow A Squeaky Dog Toy

I’m not sure how you accidentally manage to swallow a dog toy if you’re not a dog, but this kid did.

And while that should cause a lot of panic, it’s hard to really be serious about it all if you end up sounding like the wheezing penguin from “Toy Story”.

So naturally, while the kid was waiting to be treated for his squeaking problem, his parents took a bit of video so that the kid would soon go on to take the Internet by storm.

Good luck not laughing at this.

(via Failzzz)

And while we’re learning valuable lessons, Here’s What Happens If You Put A Firecracker In Someone’s Cereal.