Emily
11.
PORN IS BIASED.
Either MILF or 18. What about postgrad w/ bad credit who drives Subaru to 1pm matinees?
No one wants to jerk off to that?
— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) November 10, 2012
12.
they doin what they gotta do to meet ariana https://t.co/sspbheLxuV
— brett (@tt3rb) November 5, 2018
13.
partition…and after my one semester of elementary french i’m singing the french part too bitch! es coochie air matress sex…le sex..jew bit ear, lactose physics. https://t.co/afctxQJfJs
— 🍵 (@txmfords) November 5, 2018
14.
Cause the mobile phone wasn’t invented in 1911 ya daft cunt https://t.co/Vl7gfANwaH
— George (@George_Tweetz) November 2, 2018
15.
I have a cum stain on my sheets, how embarrassing!! pic.twitter.com/sxDOjtBWLh
— howard the duck (@THISIS4BABYFAT) February 23, 2017
16.
Enid Blyton knew pic.twitter.com/anE2gKPW3f
— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) May 7, 2017
17.
Imagine u dying during the plague & this shit walk in https://t.co/JDkuZlXbBh
— ᴮᵃᵇʸ ᵍ (@germanndasavage) October 27, 2018
18.
*Wife blows me a kiss from across the room*
*I pretend to catch it*
*I walk over to the window and toss it outside*
“Grow up Karen”
— GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) May 19, 2014
19.
It creeps me out when my dog watches my wife and I have sex. We hide the videotapes, but he always finds them.
— Viktor Winetrout (@Cpin42) January 9, 2014
20.
Birth control pills are like cute little advent calendars for a really shitty holiday.
— JennyPentland (@JennyPentland) April 18, 2013
21.
casual sex means you get to wear jeans during it
— samuel (@racetrayter) May 24, 2018
