Masha
Jokes are offensive sometimes. But you can’t really get mad if you’re the butt of the joke it happens to be indisputably true. You sort of have no option but to just…laugh along, and say to yourself: “Ouch. But fair.”
1. This savage birthing stat:
2. This library organization:
3. This unfortunate truth:
4. This stubborn refusal:
5. This inevitable impatience:
6. This compliment:
7. This Harry Potter observation:
8. This John Legend burn:
9. And this Justin Bieber one:
10. This ocean fact:
There’s plenty of fish in the sea but you know what else there is? Trash. There is a lot of trash in the sea.
— em (@emmabetsinger) July 7, 2018
11. This list of contributions:
12. This Jimmy Fallon description:
13. This accuracy concerning Megans:
girls named megan are the worst because there are infinity ways to spell megan and every girl named megan is the kind of girl who gets extremely offended when you spell her name wrong. "uhhh it's meaghaheahn, dumass!" ok sorry maugenst please forgive me and also leave
— joke (@squidslippers) December 27, 2018
14. This CBD obsession:
me: my grandpa died
guy who takes cbd: he should try cbd oil. works so good for me i swear by it. u can vape it or even eat it like in edible form
me: he’s dead
— dubstep4dads (@dubstep4dads) December 26, 2018
15. This hard truth:
