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Ha ha. As a newly qualified doctor I turned up to a ward round in one black shoe and one brown. The astoundingly sardonic registrar pointed it out to me 🤦🏻♂️
— Dean (@Herne_TheHunter) July 13, 2020
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I am 42 years old. I have two degrees and soon to start another.
I once took my car to the garage due to a clicking noise as shifted to second or fourth gear (but only sometimes)… It was the buttons on my coat sleeve hitting the plasticy bit next to the gear stick.— Lorena Hauton 💙 (@LorenaHauton) July 14, 2020
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I worked in the NHS for 30 years…. one day I went to work with 2 watches…. on the same wrist!
— Patrick (@patrickmurph159) July 13, 2020
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I’m thick as mince.
No degree, 5 GCSEs tho but.
I once drove to a supermarket, walked home, went outside hours later & thought my car had been stolen. Reported it, as so, to the police.
Wasn’t until a further day I remembered I’d left it at Sainsburys— Niall (@Groundhog1963) July 14, 2020
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Am not a doctor, but have 2 degrees and was standing at the train station a few years ago when I realised I had forgotten my skirt …. had spilled toothpaste on it – and taken it off to sponge off – got distracted, put coat on, grabbed bag, and forgot to put skirt back on …..
— Sína Ní Ghogáin (@sinanighogain) July 13, 2020
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Thank you….
I give you this. After a long week it was finally time to go home. I put my coat on, got my bag ready and locked my office door. I stared at that door knowing something was not right for about 20 secs… and eventually realised I was still inside my office.— Thestral Doctor (@Thestral_Doctor) July 13, 2020
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Impressive! went in a customers property last week spent an hour and a half cleaning her chimney,servicing stove only to be told when leaving I had “something on my knee”
it was my 18 year old daughters thong stuck to my knee pad velcro!
It was no bigger than a eye patch!!— A Pearson and son (@apearsonandson) July 13, 2020
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I once had a pair drop out of my jeans leg at a busy bus stop when I was 18
— Faith (@faithhodson) July 13, 2020
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I used to stop at a beach each morning before work and would pack my work clothes to change back into. Once I forgot my shoes and this is the choice of footwear I had. pic.twitter.com/13Pi8Ry2YQ
— Bojan Obradovic (@simurdic) July 14, 2020
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I got back from the gym in the building and realized I “disinfected” all the equipment with my bike chain degreaser. pic.twitter.com/4IAQTvQl46
— carlos andrade (@carlosjandrade) July 14, 2020
