Ha ha. As a newly qualified doctor I turned up to a ward round in one black shoe and one brown. The astoundingly sardonic registrar pointed it out to me 🤦🏻♂️
— Dean (@Herne_TheHunter) July 13, 2020
I am 42 years old. I have two degrees and soon to start another.
I once took my car to the garage due to a clicking noise as shifted to second or fourth gear (but only sometimes)… It was the buttons on my coat sleeve hitting the plasticy bit next to the gear stick.
— Lorena Hauton 💙 (@LorenaHauton) July 14, 2020
I worked in the NHS for 30 years…. one day I went to work with 2 watches…. on the same wrist!
— Patrick (@patrickmurph159) July 13, 2020
I’m thick as mince.
No degree, 5 GCSEs tho but.
I once drove to a supermarket, walked home, went outside hours later & thought my car had been stolen. Reported it, as so, to the police.
Wasn’t until a further day I remembered I’d left it at Sainsburys
— Niall (@Groundhog1963) July 14, 2020
Am not a doctor, but have 2 degrees and was standing at the train station a few years ago when I realised I had forgotten my skirt …. had spilled toothpaste on it – and taken it off to sponge off – got distracted, put coat on, grabbed bag, and forgot to put skirt back on …..
— Sína Ní Ghogáin (@sinanighogain) July 13, 2020
I give you this. After a long week it was finally time to go home. I put my coat on, got my bag ready and locked my office door. I stared at that door knowing something was not right for about 20 secs… and eventually realised I was still inside my office.
— Thestral Doctor (@Thestral_Doctor) July 13, 2020
Impressive! went in a customers property last week spent an hour and a half cleaning her chimney,servicing stove only to be told when leaving I had “something on my knee”
it was my 18 year old daughters thong stuck to my knee pad velcro!
It was no bigger than a eye patch!!
— A Pearson and son (@apearsonandson) July 13, 2020
I once had a pair drop out of my jeans leg at a busy bus stop when I was 18
— Faith (@faithhodson) July 13, 2020
I used to stop at a beach each morning before work and would pack my work clothes to change back into. Once I forgot my shoes and this is the choice of footwear I had. pic.twitter.com/13Pi8Ry2YQ
— Bojan Obradovic (@simurdic) July 14, 2020
I got back from the gym in the building and realized I “disinfected” all the equipment with my bike chain degreaser. pic.twitter.com/4IAQTvQl46
— carlos andrade (@carlosjandrade) July 14, 2020