Masha
11.
there's a lady on the bus feeding a rat nestled in her cleavage is this ratatouille
— vienna, like the sausage (@poetslut) September 5, 2017
12.
Someone in front of me on the train is drinking a container of KFC gravy like it's coffee. There is no preparing yourself for that.
— Morgan Micheal (@ViniVidiVlog) February 11, 2017
13.
So I get on a bus & someone has abandoned 3.5lb of beef mince on the seats.
Oh London, every time I think I understand you spin the wheel. pic.twitter.com/RU3m4zXC3S
— Chris McCrudden (@cmccrudden) August 29, 2017
14.
gave up my bus seat for someone and she pulled out a bird in Tupperware pic.twitter.com/RPCtOHJnZx
— Matt Buechele (@mattbooshell) May 22, 2017
15.
A lady just walked off the bus with a stroller and the thing in it fell out and everyone screamed but it turned out to just be empty boxes
— . (@mattbarkerr) December 12, 2016
16.
People who try and board the Tube before others have got off should be ritually fed to an escalator.
— Patrick Dalton (@shitlondon) November 13, 2015
17.
A guy on the bus just whipped out a hot dog two hours into the ride and I have never been more confused in my life
— Tory Rylance (@toryrylance) October 30, 2017
18.
A guy just opened a beer bottle using the ceiling of the train car. I’m so impressed I’m not even annoyed that the cap hit me.
— amanda ᕙ(`▿´)ᕗ (@heyhandymandy) September 30, 2017
19.
https://twitter.com/gabriellejwhite/status/893634614111211520
20.
My flight was delayed 3 hours so I was doing what any human does when they’re bored. Minding my own business swiping through tinder & the guy behind me goes “ouch hard no for that one?” And I turn around ONLY TO SEE THE MAN I JUST SWIPED NO ON BEHIND ME HAHAHA
— tay (@Taylor_Stag) November 26, 2018
