30 Tweets You’ll Only Find Funny If You Suffer On Public Transportation Every Day

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there's a lady on the bus feeding a rat nestled in her cleavage is this ratatouille

— vienna, like the sausage (@poetslut) September 5, 2017

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Someone in front of me on the train is drinking a container of KFC gravy like it's coffee. There is no preparing yourself for that.

— Morgan Micheal (@ViniVidiVlog) February 11, 2017

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https://twitter.com/cmccrudden/status/902636773100146688

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https://twitter.com/mattbooshell/status/866669040940584960

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A lady just walked off the bus with a stroller and the thing in it fell out and everyone screamed but it turned out to just be empty boxes

— . (@mattbarkerr) December 12, 2016

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People who try and board the Tube before others have got off should be ritually fed to an escalator.

— Nobody (@shitlondon) November 13, 2015

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A guy on the bus just whipped out a hot dog two hours into the ride and I have never been more confused in my life

— Tory Rylance (@toryrylance) October 30, 2017

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https://twitter.com/AmandaIsA_Ram/status/914275025997451264

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https://twitter.com/gabriellejwhite/status/893634614111211520

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My flight was delayed 3 hours so I was doing what any human does when they’re bored. Minding my own business swiping through tinder & the guy behind me goes “ouch hard no for that one?” And I turn around ONLY TO SEE THE MAN I JUST SWIPED NO ON BEHIND ME HAHAHA

— tay (@Taylor_Stag) November 26, 2018