Story Of My Fucking Life
10.
Running shoes? No, I don't run. These are my cake gettin' shoes.
— JC Tarp (@jctwritesstuff) January 15, 2018
9.
https://twitter.com/BeeBabs/status/1042397496247570432
8.
Salad is for when you want to eat healthy, but you’re also mad at yourself.
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) August 28, 2018
7.
https://twitter.com/kelkatcox/status/1074071098197729280
6.
https://twitter.com/zblay/status/987063123189387264
5.
https://twitter.com/aIecrl/status/1093370235191648256
4.
is my baby fat ever gonna leave or did it just turn into fat fat?
— Queen Quen (@quenblackwell) February 21, 2019
3.
https://twitter.com/emerylord/status/843613539315204096
2.
https://twitter.com/Jodiiilynne/status/1065633610236157957
1.
The most important thing I've learned in life, and I can't stress this enough: you gotta make a salad in a bigger bowl than you think
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) May 14, 2018
