10.
Running shoes? No, I don't run. These are my cake gettin' shoes.
— JC Tarp (@jctwritesstuff) January 15, 2018
9.
I feel strongly that I need to figure out what my favourite flower is before I'm 30. Bitches who have their shit together always have a favourite flower
— Bolu Babalola (@BeeBabs) September 19, 2018
8.
Salad is for when you want to eat healthy, but you’re also mad at yourself.
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) August 28, 2018
7.
https://twitter.com/kelkatcox/status/1074071098197729280
6.
*adds shit to her to-do list after she's already done it just so she can cross it out and feel productive*
— Zeba Blay (@zblay) April 19, 2018
5.
https://twitter.com/aIecrl/status/1093370235191648256
4.
is my baby fat ever gonna leave or did it just turn into fat fat?
— queen quen (@quenblackwell) February 21, 2019
3.
TIERS OF FRIENDSHIP
4- we hang out
3- we can travel together
2- I would take a bullet for you
1- I will speak to you on phone— emery lord (@emerylord) March 20, 2017
2.
*Girls in the bathroom at the bar* omg you’re gorgeous, here use my makeup, screw your ex you’re so much better than him, add me on snap, ily5ever
*Girls outside of the bathroom* if you bump into me one more time I’m going to fight you
— Jodi Capps (@Jodiiilynne) November 22, 2018
1.
The most important thing I've learned in life, and I can't stress this enough: you gotta make a salad in a bigger bowl than you think
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) May 14, 2018