56 Stoner Memes That Are As Baked As You Want To Be

Stoner memes might not get you as high as the green goodness itself, but they can definitely help if you’re already there.

Which you are.

And everybody knows.

Weed memes are funny because they are relatable to most anyone who has ever enjoyed a little J. Or big J. Or any other variation of the multitudes of ways you can consume this delightful flowering plant.

Here is a pretty solid collection of some of the ones that made me laugh. Enjoy these hilarious stoner memes!

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1. And every time after that…

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2. I have rightfully earned this title through a complex merit based system the Universe outlined to me while I consumed an entire box of Pepperidge Farm Goldfish crackers and the…

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3. Dude…dude…duuuuude…dude stoner meme, super dude everyday stoner meme, everyday stoner meme, me on everyday stoner meme, basically me everyday stoner meme, stoner meme, stoner memes, funny stoner meme, funny stoner memes, meme stoner, memes stoner, memes about stoners, meme about stoners, memes about being a stoner, hilarious stoner meme, hilarious stoner memes, meme about being a stoner, smoking weed meme, smoking weed memes, weed smoking meme, weed smoking memes, weed meme, weed memes, funny weed meme, funny weed memes, meme weed, memes weed, meme weed funny, memes weed funny, cannabis meme, cannabis memes, funny cannabis meme, funny cannabis memes

4. This is a fallacy…I get tons of stuff do

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5. Bird. Bi-rd. Haha. Bir-d. Head. He-ad.

funny bird head stoner meme, bird head on dog stoner meme, funny dog wearing bird head stoner meme

6.

waiting for all those free drugs stoner meme, funny waiting for all those free drugs my teacher told me stoner meme, stoner meme, stoner memes, funny stoner meme, funny stoner memes, meme stoner, memes stoner, memes about stoners, meme about stoners, memes about being a stoner, hilarious stoner meme, hilarious stoner memes, meme about being a stoner, smoking weed meme, smoking weed memes, weed smoking meme, weed smoking memes, weed meme, weed memes, funny weed meme, funny weed memes, meme weed, memes weed, meme weed funny, memes weed funny, cannabis meme, cannabis memes, funny cannabis meme, funny cannabis memes

7. Nonsense. That is wasteful.

weed snorter stoner meme, funny weed snorter stoner meme, person with tattoos weed snorter stoner meme, funny meme about snorting weed, snorting cannabis meme

8. Now put them together…boom!

viewing the unknown universe stoner meme, observe the unknown universe stoner meme, funny observe the unknown universe weed meme, unknown universe cannabis meme

9. When I say ‘everybody knows’, I mean evvvverybody.

being high in public stoner meme, everybody knows stoner meme, everybody knows weed meme, everybody knows cannabis meme, funny being high in public weed stoner meme

10. Yea, I was ready for that before we even got here…

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11. ‘Maybe this will get my high high, so it’ll relax a bit…’

already high stoner meme, already high but going to smoke more stoner meme, already high but going to smoke more weed meme, going to smoke more cannabis meme

12. Gotta stay fresh…

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13. That IS a real plan…

that is a real plan stoner meme, funny making plans stoner meme, the plan is to smoke weed meme, the plan is to smoke stoner meme

14. 

friends talking about something serious stoner meme, friends talking about a serious thing stoner meme, funny friends talking about something serious but you are high stoner meme

15. Niiiice…

when you hear your neighbors coughing stoner meme, when you hear your neighbors weed meme, when you hear your neighbors coughing but then smell weed stoner meme, stoner meme, stoner memes, funny stoner meme, funny stoner memes, meme stoner, memes stoner, memes about stoners, meme about stoners, memes about being a stoner, hilarious stoner meme, hilarious stoner memes, meme about being a stoner, smoking weed meme, smoking weed memes, weed smoking meme, weed smoking memes, weed meme, weed memes, funny weed meme, funny weed memes, meme weed, memes weed, meme weed funny, memes weed funny, cannabis meme, cannabis memes, funny cannabis meme, funny cannabis memes

16. Reach for the Star…bursts…

astronaut suit weed meme, astronaut stoner meme, funny astronaut getting snacks stoner meme, space suit snacks stoner meme, funny space suit getting snacks stoner meme

17.

raisins are grape jerky stoner meme, funny raisins are grape jerky stoner meme, raisins grape jerky weed meme

18.

do you smoke stoner meme, do you smoke weed meme, do you smoke cannabis meme

19.

in class high stoner meme, when you are in class high stoner meme, when you are in class weed meme, when you are in class high weed meme

20.

planning to ration your last couple grams stoner meme, funny rationing weed meme, funny rationing weed stoner meme

21. Dammit…

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22. Where stoner memes were invented…

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23.

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24. It makes chores FUN! …and everything else too…

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25. Those look good…and those…wait, what was I doing…oh yea, and those…

stoner problems stoner meme, high in store stoner meme, funny being high in store stoner meme

26. The Mothership Connection

mothership connection stoner meme, funny mothership connection stoner meme, mothership connection weed meme, funny mothership connection weed meme

27.

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28.

i forgot to press send stoner meme, i forgot to press send weed meme, funny i was high and forgot to press send stoner meme

29.

staying home stoner meme, staying home weed meme

30. I mean, obviously…

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31.

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32.

showing up to work high stoner meme, showing up to work high weed meme, funny showing up to work stoner meme, when you show up to work high stoner meme

33.

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34. ‘I think we are getting close, I can feel it…’

woman joins search party looking for herself stoner meme, funny edibles stoner meme, woman search party for herself stoner meme, edibles search party stoner meme, stoner meme, stoner memes, funny stoner meme, funny stoner memes, meme stoner, memes stoner, memes about stoners, meme about stoners, memes about being a stoner, hilarious stoner meme, hilarious stoner memes, meme about being a stoner, smoking weed meme, smoking weed memes, weed smoking meme, weed smoking memes, weed meme, weed memes, funny weed meme, funny weed memes, meme weed, memes weed, meme weed funny, memes weed funny, cannabis meme, cannabis memes, funny cannabis meme, funny cannabis memes

35.

marriage versus weed stoner meme, funny double take stoner meme, funny double take weed meme

36.

sunshine in a bad stoner meme, funny sunshine in a bag weed meme, gorillaz sunshine in a bag weed meme, gorillaz sunshine in a bag stoner meme

37.

quarantine stoner meme, funny coronavirus weed meme, funny coronavirus stoner meme

38.

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39.

i used to smoke weed meme, i used to smoke weed stoner meme, i used to smoke weed and i still do stoner meme

40. Ro-ads…

jesus backwards stoner meme, funny saying jesus backwards weed meme, funny saying words stoner meme, words when high stoner meme

41. Playing its vital roll…

weed playing its roll stoner meme, quarantine stoner meme, quarantine weed meme, quarantine cannabis meme

42. Properly baked…

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43. Puff, puff…pa??…puff…puff…oh, sorry…

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44.

pleasure room weed meme, pleasure room stoner meme, funny pleasure room stoner meme

45.

fold the dishes stoner meme, fold the dishes weed meme, fold the dishes cannabis meme

46.

me and bae stoner meme, me and my girl stoner meme, relationships weed meme

47.

if monday was a blunt stoner meme, if monday was a blunt weed meme, stoner meme, stoner memes, funny stoner meme, funny stoner memes, meme stoner, memes stoner, memes about stoners, meme about stoners, memes about being a stoner, hilarious stoner meme, hilarious stoner memes, meme about being a stoner, smoking weed meme, smoking weed memes, weed smoking meme, weed smoking memes, weed meme, weed memes, funny weed meme, funny weed memes, meme weed, memes weed, meme weed funny, memes weed funny, cannabis meme, cannabis memes, funny cannabis meme, funny cannabis memes

48. You got this…

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49. That it is…

everyday is special stoner meme, everyday is a special day stoner meme, everyday is special weed meme

50. ‘…I don’t understand the question…’

smoking again stoner meme, smoking again weed meme, smoking again cannabis meme

51.

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52. Naahhh, I mean, yea, totally, but you’re good…

do i look high stoner meme, do i look high weed meme, do i look high cannabis meme

53.

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54.

are you high at work stoner meme, being high at work stoner meme, funny are you high at work stoner meme

55.

willie nelson muppets stoner meme, muppets stoner meme, willie nelson not as high as the muppets stoner meme

56. I think it is that time…

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