Teachers Are Sharing Times Students Absolutely Shredded Them (18 Tweets)

I teach, so I know: sometimes kids can absolutely slay you. They can come up with stuff that just knocks the wind out of your lesson for a whole minute while you struggle not to die laughing in front of a classroom, or they can ask a question that makes you want to hurl your plans out the window because WHO EVEN KNOWS, KID.

They’re great. And you HAVE to love these replies to Jessica Kirkland‘s thread about the best burns students have ever delivered to their teachers. Check out some of the best responses.

1. It’s WATER

2. Dad store

3. Ties!

4. Jesus, kids.

5. So 2015

6. Nailed it

7. What a dork.

8. Do math!

9. So ugly

10. Shaved head

11. Sunglasses

Last year a jokingly put on sunglasses on during class, saying the light of the projector was too bright. First online lesson they all appeared on my screen wearing sunglasses. I thought it was kinda sweet tbh..

— V. (@Amy_Nathalie) February 8, 2022

12. Prepared

https://twitter.com/kvrinugh/status/1491103808596119554

13. ONE. TIME.

When I was teaching I wore ankle pants ONE day and every single middle school boy pointed it out like I was a Victorian harlot https://t.co/35kV4WqxK9

— sam ✨✨ (@epiproctan) February 8, 2022

14. Toddlers

https://twitter.com/lexieelleart/status/1491101678564966402

15. Truly a burn

https://twitter.com/allean_julia/status/1491092149492129792

16. Dirt

Wore a brown dress with brown tights and brown shoes one day.
First grader smiled and said, “You look as pretty as dirt!”

— Karen Russo (@kaykayrusso) February 8, 2022

17. Sitting

https://twitter.com/emilyydoringg/status/1491126136750764033

18. Bake for us!

when one of my students asked me "if you love kids sm how come you don't bake us cookies?!?" and the whole 5th grade class laughed and gave him high fives 😭 https://t.co/Zv8PBuYw6Z

— celeste ¨̮ (@cccelesteee_) February 8, 2022