Teachers Are Sharing Times Students Absolutely Shredded Them (18 Tweets)

I teach, so I know: sometimes kids can absolutely slay you. They can come up with stuff that just knocks the wind out of your lesson for a whole minute while you struggle not to die laughing in front of a classroom, or they can ask a question that makes you want to hurl your plans out the window because WHO EVEN KNOWS, KID.

They’re great. And you HAVE to love these replies to Jessica Kirkland‘s thread about the best burns students have ever delivered to their teachers. Check out some of the best responses.

1. It’s WATER

2. Dad store

3. Ties!

4. Jesus, kids.

5. So 2015

6. Nailed it

7. What a dork.

8. Do math!

9. So ugly

10. Shaved head

11. Sunglasses

Last year a jokingly put on sunglasses on during class, saying the light of the projector was too bright. First online lesson they all appeared on my screen wearing sunglasses. I thought it was kinda sweet tbh..

— V. (@Amy_Nathalie) February 8, 2022

12. Prepared

one of my practicum students once made fun of me for carrying an umbrella in my backpack lmao he said “oh look at you ms. prepared” https://t.co/Wqxp7JFKkg

— karina (@kvrinugh) February 8, 2022

13. ONE. TIME.

When I was teaching I wore ankle pants ONE day and every single middle school boy pointed it out like I was a Victorian harlot https://t.co/35kV4WqxK9

— sam ✨✨ (@epiproctan) February 8, 2022

14. Toddlers

I used to work at a daycare/preschool and one day I wore my favorite light green cardigan. One of my three year olds (who was possibly the smartest, most articulate 3 year old I ever met) looked at me one day and said “Ms.Lexie…why are you wearing THAT color? It’s ugly.” Pain

— ☼☽Lexie Moon☽☼ (@lexieelleart) February 8, 2022

15. Truly a burn

When my preschoolers are trying to roast me they call me an applesauce banana ☠️

— Julia Allean (@allean_julia) February 8, 2022

16. Dirt

Wore a brown dress with brown tights and brown shoes one day.
First grader smiled and said, “You look as pretty as dirt!”

— Karen Russo (@kaykayrusso) February 8, 2022

17. Sitting

during student teaching one of my kids made fun of the way I sit on my stool (just kind of leaned against it with my feet flat on the ground) and I’m think of it every time I stand that way (every single day) https://t.co/N9xJLaahPI

— em◡̈ (@emilyydoringg) February 8, 2022

18. Bake for us!

when one of my students asked me "if you love kids sm how come you don't bake us cookies?!?" and the whole 5th grade class laughed and gave him high fives 😭 https://t.co/Zv8PBuYw6Z

— celeste ¨̮ (@cccelesteee_) February 8, 2022