The Grinch gets a bad rap. Sure he’s grumpy, and hates humans, and is intent on ruining Christmas, but besides that last one—who isn’t?
Anyway, you’d be grumpy too if you were misunderstood, and if nobody came to find you when you ran away from home as a child. Besides, who doesn’t prefer the company of their dog to that of a bunch of freaky-looking inbred villagers?
the grinch 6’4 ladies quit acting like u wouldn’t answer his wyd text at 2 am
— James (@CaucasianJames) November 19, 2018
Him: “ Yo, you good?
— Dream🤍 (@__colormek) November 23, 2018
why the Grinch wanted to live alone with his dog https://t.co/5tv0xmuUr1
— Nick-Fil-A (@nicksonr_) November 25, 2018
I still don’t understand why the Grinch wasn’t arrested when he returned to Whoville. How many felonies does a man have to commit before Whoville PD gets off their ass and does their job?
— Čöłęÿ Mīçk (@ColeyMick) November 14, 2018
i hate the new render of the grinch because instead of ruining christmas it looks like he wants to ruin my asshole pic.twitter.com/63XQNwbCIc
— corgi (@Aquawave_) November 10, 2018
Ladies, if he:
– never responds to your texts
– has never watched your insta story
– is 6'4
– spends most of his time talking about his dislike of the commercialization of Christmas
– has a congenital heart defect
He's not your man. He’s the Grinch
— acab (@leonardcowalski) November 24, 2018
— TextsFromLastNight (@TFLN) November 29, 2018