33 Tinder Messages That’ll Instantly Turn Your Vagina Into To Dust

Men of Tinder, please take note on how you can easily get a girl’s cooter to shrivel up like dead rattlesnake skin in the hot Arizona sun.

Then don’t do that.

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Best one of 2019 so far

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Starts so good. Ends so bad.

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Seriously what the fuck is wrong with everybody ?

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Daddy. Issues.

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Math is helpful

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No further questions, your honor

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BmB3XtbBq7z/

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Ok but how large a container?

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At least he admitted it

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Maybe just give it a minute, stupid

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Clever AND horrifying. Bravo

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Must have a mathematics degree

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DO. NOT. BE. LIKE. THIS.

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