Look at this big hulk of a man.
He’s so muscular, so strong, so powerful, there’s got to be nothing he can’t do.
Want help picking up a heavy object? No problem. Help opening a jar? He’s your man unless he accidentally crushes the glass with his hands. Never mind lifting a car, he can probably throw one.
Although…come to think of it…in reality, there are probably a lot of things he can’t actually do. Like, turn his neck, for one, because he doesn’t really have one.
https://twitter.com/CleanJab/status/1122522196558131200
The picture was tweeted by an account called @CleanJab along with a challenge to “name something this man can’t do,” and boy howdy, did the responses deliver.
use an airplane toilet? https://t.co/CKWWaSPfSi
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) April 29, 2019
well, he's pretty terrible at putting on a belt https://t.co/p6JsCNztwJ
— ᑕᕼᑌᑎK (@chunkled) April 29, 2019
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1122621182182817792
https://twitter.com/Lovestained555/status/1122619744841084928
Clean his back with a flannel. https://t.co/7YUfwvY121
— @[email protected] (@mrchrisaddison) April 28, 2019
https://twitter.com/TrancewithMe/status/1122634114731921408
2 of the 4 arm movements when dancing to YMCA. https://t.co/GoOhK0dZ8u
— Andrew Donaldson (@four4thefire) April 29, 2019
https://twitter.com/artologica/status/1122856660471562242
https://twitter.com/ManInTheHoody/status/1122709035248017410
https://twitter.com/prufrockluvsong/status/1122959129817968640
Buy a suit off the rack. https://t.co/oZvUl0lgyG
— Former Legend (@Former_legend) April 29, 2019
— Bobby Belt (@BobbyBeltTX) April 30, 2019
https://twitter.com/Zach_Wallen/status/1122822336305094657
Be happy https://t.co/YHqNstoTyy
— Daniel Sloss (@Daniel_Sloss) April 29, 2019
Pet a small animal without accidentally killing it https://t.co/j5fYUDV7Fb
— Ꮍᴀᴇʟ (@elle91) April 29, 2019
Float in water
— Serena Southpaw Awareness Month (@SerenaSouthpaw) April 28, 2019
Do up a dress with a side zip (on himself)
— Jess Phillips (@jessphillips) April 28, 2019
Pass a drugs test.
— Kerry Hammond (@Atillathehump) April 28, 2019
Maintain an erection.
— Harley Peyton (@HarleyPeyton) April 28, 2019
Fit in a Smart car
— Chris Wragg (@chriswragg) April 28, 2019
Hide in a locker.
— Ryan Stiles (@WhoseRyanStiles) April 29, 2019
Father children…
— W H Rockey (@billrockey) April 29, 2019
Apparently he cant put his shirt on
— Carlos Macedo (@carlosmacedo06) April 28, 2019
Even God Himself weighed in!
Live to 60
— God (@thegoodgodabove) April 29, 2019
The account also tweeted a few other pictures of this monstrous man.
https://twitter.com/CleanJab/status/1122557112255680513
https://twitter.com/CleanJab/status/1122545395471613958
https://twitter.com/CleanJab/status/1122547426609463298
The man’s Instagram name was visible in one of the screenshots: @sajadgharibioffical. Apparently, the man is known as (or calls himself) the Iranian Hulk as well as the Persian Hercules.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BgyLOaCBs-2/
OK, so yes, the man is enormous. But let’s all hope there’s one more thing he can’t do, probably the most important out of all of them:
Track down people who mock his physique online.
I’m hoping.
— Tim Allard (@piersallard) April 28, 2019
h/t: Twitter: @CleanJab