“Takeaway Trauma” IG Account Shares Snarky Replies To One-Star Reviews (18 Pics)

Takeaway Trauma has over 100,000 followers on Instagram and shares super snarky screenshots from review websites. Sometimes the low-star reviews are entirely valid… but a lot of times… Hoo boy, they are NOT.

Here are some of the best.


1. Freeloader

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2. Throwing Up

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3. Wrong Shop

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4. Liar

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5. Can’t Please This Guy

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6. R U Killing me, Naomi?

7. COVID Test

8. Yikes

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9. Chad, take it down

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10. Get a cuddle

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11. Snarky restaurant

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12. Wrong place again!

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13. Big Birds

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14. No food

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15. Someone stole it?

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16. Smash your house

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17. Milkshakes are cold, Harry

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18. Not polite

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