Ruin My Week
A good joke gets passed down from father to son, bartender to patron, weird older cousin to cousin. If it’s really good, it gets repeated until most people have heard it, which kinda makes it lose its zing. That means you’ve gotta pick and choose when to bring out your most treasured gems.
You’ve probably had an experience where you’ve been hanging out with friends and someone puts you on the spot and asks you to tell a joke. What do you do? Panic? Go for a lame pun or a knock-knock joke?
On Reddit, people are sharing their go-to jokes—the ones that never fail to get a laugh—here are some of the best:
1.
“I’m addicted to drinking brake fluid, but I can stop any time.” –Drum998
2.
“Why did the partially blind man fall down the well?
He couldn’t see that well” –CuntyMcGiggles
3.
“What’s the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing” –SoN1Qz
4.
“A man goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor tells him, “You need to stop masturbating.”
The man says, “Really? Why?”
The doctor says, “Because I’m trying to examine you.”” –nate_oh84
5.
“Why does the little mermaid wear seashells?
Because she’s too big for b shells” –slak_dawg
6.
“What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
I’ve never paid $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.” –TxAdri
7.
“Two guys see a dog licking himself. First guy says, “Don’t you wish you could do that?”
And the other guy says, “Yeah! But I’m afraid he’d bite me.”” –BerserkBoulderer
8.
“Yesterday I bought a pair of shoes from my drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with but I’ve been trippin’ all day” –currypies4lyf
9.
“Two nuns are riding their bicycles through the village. One says, “I’ve never come this way before.” The other replies, “Me neither, it must be the cobblestone.”” –PaulsRedditUsername
10.
“What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
People in Dubai don’t like The Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo” –CuntyMcGiggles
