Edward
10. When They Tried To Get Lit At A Starbucks
I blanked when I got to the counter at Starbucks and said “vodka soda” and she said “huh” and I said “huh” and then we stared at each other until I remembered I was there for coffee.
— Kayne not Kanye (@kaynecaraway) November 26, 2018
11.
https://twitter.com/durnkposts/status/1163292099669876737
12.
https://twitter.com/durnkposts/status/1161351323943677952
13. When They Were Courteous
Two drunk gentlemen try to pass each other pic.twitter.com/DiRuS6Z8Xm
— Joel Comm (@joelcomm) November 29, 2018
14.
https://twitter.com/durnkposts/status/1161834411962359811
15. When They Finally Had The Baby
my sister finally drank after 9 months of being pregnant and this is what happens😭😂😭 I am crying pic.twitter.com/JvY62dJBLn
— jooooo (@josie_grady) April 14, 2018
16.
https://twitter.com/durnkposts/status/1162502048933457923
17. When They Knew The Facts
my drunk ASS boyfriend just asked me “whos the handsomest man in the world” and i said “uh.. you?” and he goes “false its fucking Ryan Reynolds”
— dylan (@dylanceeee) July 14, 2018
H/t: Buzzfeed
