Emily
11.
Chipotle: Would you like to add guac?
Me: Is it extra?
Chipotle: Yeah
Me: Nah I’m good
Avocado: pic.twitter.com/T7NOoTRafn
— Shoshana Weissmann, Regulatory Reform Muse (@senatorshoshana) December 11, 2018
12.
Scarf? You mean a shredded cheese catcher?
— krispy (@KrispyTacoBelle) December 12, 2018
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— Ruin My Week (@RuinedWeek) December 13, 2018
13.
THE GRINCH: *Carving the roast beast*
CINDY LOU WHO: *Whispers* That was your dog. I made you carve your dog for stealing our gifts.
— MehGyver (@AndrewNadeau0) December 12, 2018
14.
A colleague has just been fired from work and someone else put their hand up and asked how it would affect the Secret Santa
— g0_f1sh (@g0_f1sh) December 12, 2018
15.
I just realized that in all of the purge movies, nobody ever steals anything valuable. All crime is legal for 24 hours straight and all you people are interested in is killing one another? Bitch the Apple store right across the street.
— Peter (@OkigboXL) December 11, 2018
