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Why is this job application asking me what my favorite breakfast food is? What, are you not gonna hire me because I like waffles?
— jordyn (@_Jordynator3000) June 17, 2021
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interviewer: why do you want this job?
me: I've always been passionate about being able to afford food— justin (@justinnlailai) February 20, 2017
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“Upload resume”
*next page*
“Please provide work experience” pic.twitter.com/K6RA5aVUrD
— Black Manta (@NotoriousBIGTIM) June 16, 2021
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INTERVIEWER: any weaknesses?
ME: my strength
I: ?
ME: im physically very weak
I: oh. Any strengths?
ME: [i pick up his desk] im a great liar— Duke Max “Carnival Lawyer” Ash (@mynameisntdave) February 14, 2017
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I tried to get a summer job at a zoo once but a violent goose was blocking the entrance to the shack where I had to drop off my application. Pretty sure it was the 1st part of the interview process & I didn’t make it😅 https://t.co/nOIv0eAddi
— EACelestial (@ea_celestial) June 21, 2021
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INTERVIEWER: do u have any questions for us
ME: a cat woud totaly own a cat but a dog woud never own a dog
INTERVIEWER: thatS not a question— new york times best selling AUTHOR JONNY SUN (@jonnysun) February 24, 2017