Rather, we all prefer to eat excessive amounts of cheese, cheesy potatoes, cheesy pasta, cheesy pizza (you get the idea) and ice cream and milk and cookies, and then act as though we have no idea why we feel like the end of the world is near.
Because the truth is, cheese > pain.
Lactose intolerant people whenever something has dairy in it. pic.twitter.com/XIpm3G4YYk
— Zee (@CocoapuffKisses) August 21, 2018
People who are allergic to peanuts: I can’t, it’ll kill me
People who are allergic to gluten: I can’t, it’ll wreck my body
People who are lactose intolerant: Humans cannot achieve immortality anyway and life not lived to the fullest is no life at all, hand me a gallon of milk
— Ami (@shine_with_love) October 8, 2018
Lactose intolerant people when they get stomach pain and diarrhoea after eating mozzarella stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, drinking 2 or 3 milkshakes, and topping it all off with ice cream. pic.twitter.com/0RZeoslxXP
— Kuukuwa Manful (@Kuukuwa_) December 24, 2018
Lactose intolerant people’s bootyhole when they drink milk pic.twitter.com/MvHCAnHSg4
— Mexican Rug Dealer (@chingon_m) December 28, 2018
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I went on a date last night and I made a dumb joke so my date laughs and calls me cheesy and I go “I prefer the term corny I’m lactose intolerant” and I think I’ve pinpointed the reason for why I’m single
— kenzea (@KenzeaRay) December 20, 2018
Thug: *lights blowtorch* you know what this is for?
Me: Is it… Is it for creme brulee
Thug: *making creme brulee* I heard you were lactose intolerant
— Jeb the llama (@LlamaInaTux) December 16, 2018
As a lactose intolerant person I want y’all to know if you see me eating anything that is related to milk, mind your fucking business
— ⚡️MeecaDelaPhante⚡️ (@MeecsEmUp) December 24, 2018