Masha
Have you ever in your life met, or been, a lactose intolerant individual who actually takes their lactose intolerance even remotely seriously? The answer is no. Absolutely not.
Rather, we all prefer to eat excessive amounts of cheese, cheesy potatoes, cheesy pasta, cheesy pizza (you get the idea) and ice cream and milk and cookies, and then act as though we have no idea why we feel like the end of the world is near.
Because the truth is, cheese > pain.
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Lactose intolerant people whenever something has dairy in it. pic.twitter.com/XIpm3G4YYk
— Zee (@ZeeTheBrat_) August 21, 2018
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People who are allergic to peanuts: I can’t, it’ll kill me
People who are allergic to gluten: I can’t, it’ll wreck my body
People who are lactose intolerant: Humans cannot achieve immortality anyway and life not lived to the fullest is no life at all, hand me a gallon of milk
— Ami (@shine_with_love) October 8, 2018
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Lactose intolerant people when they get stomach pain and diarrhoea after eating mozzarella stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, drinking 2 or 3 milkshakes, and topping it all off with ice cream. pic.twitter.com/0RZeoslxXP
— Kuukuwa Manful (@Kuukuwa_) December 24, 2018
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https://twitter.com/AmoNickk/status/1056652948359368704
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nobody has bigger “y’all hear sumn?” energy than lactose intolerant people who continue to eat dairy
— Thanos Fan Account (@betafishes) September 26, 2018
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https://twitter.com/chingon_m/status/1078479378277982209
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This.👇👇👇https://t.co/1nIqb9mmxZ
— Ruin My Week (@RuinedWeek) December 27, 2018
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I went on a date last night and I made a dumb joke so my date laughs and calls me cheesy and I go “I prefer the term corny I’m lactose intolerant” and I think I’ve pinpointed the reason for why I’m single
— kenz (@KenzeaRay) December 20, 2018
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[Being Tortured]
Thug: *lights blowtorch* you know what this is for?
Me: Is it… Is it for creme brulee
Thug: *making creme brulee* I heard you were lactose intolerant
— falala lallama (@LlamaInaTux) December 16, 2018
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As a lactose intolerant person I want y’all to know if you see me eating anything that is related to milk, mind your fucking business
— ⚡️Drew Wheeze⚡️ (@MeecsEmUp) December 24, 2018
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📍lactose intolerant people
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📍going dairy free
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📍eating dairy anyway and getting sick on a daily basis— hummus wife ⓥ (@eatpussynotpigs) December 26, 2018
