There are many unspoken truths to marriage, some of which you will get smacked if you speak.
After all, a marriage is a relationship that says “Hey let’s bring the law into this!” so you know it’s serious. And as with any serious relationship, it takes sacrifices and compromise to make it work, especially in the long haul.
It also helps if you can laugh at the reality and the absurdities of hitching your wagon to another flawed human being until death or divorce parts your asses.