11.
men will literally be buried with 8,000 terracotta soldiers instead of going to therapy
— milo edwards (@Milo_Edwards) January 5, 2021
12.
men will unnecessarily reverse into a parking space instead of going to therapy
— Colleen (@Coll3enG) January 4, 2021
13.
Men will literally take on an entire underground society of assassins after someone kills their dog rather than go to therapy.
— Evan Samuels (@EazyEv) January 10, 2021
14.
men will literally get banned from social media after showing support for an insurrection instead of going to therapy
— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) January 9, 2021
15.
people who are attracted to men will get on here and say “men need to go to THERAPY” and then text the most emotionally unavailable man they know “good morning :)”
— caleb in nyc 10/9 (@calebsaysthings) January 7, 2021
16.
men will literally roll a rock up a hill for all eternity instead of going to therapy
— leprekallyn (@NotKallyn) January 6, 2021
17.
men will literally hide away in an enchanted castle and hold a young woman captive as a rose slowly wilts to represent how much time they have left before they're a beast forever instead of going to therapy
— erin (@Mom_Overboard) January 5, 2021
18.
men will literally put testicles on their giant pickup trucks instead of going to therapy
— ADHDean (@ADHDeanASL) January 5, 2021
19.
men will literally get deplatformed instead of go to therapy
— Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) January 8, 2021
20.
Men will literally be elusive billionaires who live in secluded mansions only venturing out into the world to fight crime dressed as a bat instead of going to therapy
— abby govindan (@abbygov) January 2, 2021