Masha
Jokes are offensive sometimes. But you can’t really get mad if you’re the butt of the joke it happens to be indisputably true. You sort of have no option but to just…laugh along, and say to yourself: “Ouch. But fair.”
1. This savage birthing stat:
2. This library organization:
3. This unfortunate truth:
4. This stubborn refusal:
5. This inevitable impatience:
6. This compliment:
7. This Harry Potter observation:
8. This John Legend burn:
9. And this Justin Bieber one:
10. This ocean fact:
There’s plenty of fish in the sea but you know what else there is? Trash. There is a lot of trash in the sea.
— em (@emmabetsinger) July 7, 2018
11. This list of contributions:
12. This Jimmy Fallon description:
13. This accuracy concerning Megans:
https://twitter.com/squidslippers/status/1078388756887957504
14. This CBD obsession:
me: my grandpa died
guy who takes cbd: he should try cbd oil. works so good for me i swear by it. u can vape it or even eat it like in edible form
me: he’s dead
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) December 26, 2018
15. This hard truth:
