The grass is always greener on the other side. When you’re in a relationship you want your space, and when you’re single you’re lonely. I’d say the hardest part about being single is trying to figure out if you’re lonely or just horny.
Whether you’re happily single or not, it’s always awkward hanging out with couples or your parents, who look at you like you’re some kind of charity case. Saying things like “there’s someone out there just for you” or “there’s plenty of fish in the sea.” Yeah, well the older you get the only fish left are damaged and emotionally unavailable.
Single folks, I feel your pain. These memes are for you.
Life is short. If you have a crush on someone, walk right up to them then a little past them and just keep going it’s probably not worth it
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) April 20, 2018
Who are we?
SINGLE YOUNG PROFESSIONALS
What do we want?
FOR PERISHABLE GROCERIES TO BE SOLD IN SMALLER PORTION SIZES
— Maggie Sage Hunter (@swaggie_hunter) July 23, 2018
Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed.
— Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) May 6, 2014
him: your single? why?
— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) May 3, 2015
— Laurie©️ (@zombiegirl72) June 25, 2018
When you can't really tell if someone is into you or not pic.twitter.com/DbtK9mCstQ
— Stumbler Top (@StumblerTop) October 11, 2015
being single is all fun and games until you realise it’s a never ending cycle of getting to know someone, they eventually stop texting you, then they watch your Instagram story every day until you die
— senorita ugly (@bex_bambi) June 12, 2018
Being single is cool bc you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss
— Shira (@shiraselko) October 3, 2013
Very flattered that you tried inviting me over at two am but, now hear me out. What if you asked me on a date instead.
— Not a dime, just a Nicole (@NicoleKSchubert) July 23, 2018
date: i love your shoes!
me: ugh, these old things? they were free
date: take the compliment!
me: no like a kid stole them, threw them over a guard rail & they hit me on the head
me: ya turns out they used to belong to some basketball star
date: this is ‘holes’
— Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) July 28, 2018
What is wrong with me? I’m on a first date and I asked if he just wanted hang and play trivia.
— Thomas FANGders (@ThomasSanders) July 16, 2018
Gather 'round you single losers so I can throw my used flowers at you -Brides
— Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) May 1, 2015
'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."
— Sasshole (@RidiculousSheri) May 26, 2014
So single that I'm starting a recycling program- dudes from years ago are back in my life. Super environmental.
— Laura (@LauraLikesWine) April 17, 2015
me: i swear i’m never talking to him again
— karim hazime (@karim_hazime) April 24, 2019
this is why im single pic.twitter.com/OrznFJldmd
— TeaWap (@TeaWap) April 20, 2019
me running away from winston duke's evil twin in Us pic.twitter.com/wFw6vRP1Jv
— lou (@christiansbale) March 28, 2019
no greater shame than redownloading a dating app…. it’s like yes, I would like to be disrespected by a stranger
— ziwe (@ziwe) April 12, 2019
I need to start dating old guys bc I am so tired of trying to communicate with 22 year old men, you can outline exactly how u feel with diagrams and a powerpoint presentation & they’ll still b like “lol what u mean”
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) April 4, 2019
just dropped my new single
i'm single pic.twitter.com/vSeVWQL8BL
— Pakalu Papito (@pakalupapitow) March 10, 2019
‘ready player one’ is what i say to myself before masturbating
— Alexis Novak (@AlexisGirlNovak) March 9, 2018